Short Answer: "You're attractive, let's stick together! 💖"
Explanation: The paper clip is making a playful pun by referring to the magnet as "attractive," which could mean both physically appealing and having the ability to attract objects. By saying "let's stick together," the paper clip is referring to how magnets attract objects, but also humorously suggesting a desire for a close relationship with the magnet. The use of the 💖 emoji adds a cheerful and affectionate tone to the conversation, making it funny and lighthearted.
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 27, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 19, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Kijakazi (Guest) on October 19, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 8, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Rashid (Guest) on October 7, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 3, 2018
😁 This made my day!
David Sokoine (Guest) on October 1, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Ali (Guest) on September 28, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 28, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 26, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Nasra (Guest) on September 22, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 19, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
Maulid (Guest) on September 10, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
David Chacha (Guest) on September 10, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 7, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Omari (Guest) on August 26, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 23, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Fatuma (Guest) on August 18, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 17, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 15, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 9, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Abubakari (Guest) on August 9, 2018
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Rabia (Guest) on August 2, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Latifa (Guest) on July 23, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Nahida (Guest) on July 16, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 14, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 11, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 17, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 12, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 3, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Salma (Guest) on June 2, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 2, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Kheri (Guest) on June 1, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 24, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 8, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Sofia (Guest) on May 2, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Ndoto (Guest) on April 13, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
Kazija (Guest) on April 2, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Farida (Guest) on March 19, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 10, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
David Chacha (Guest) on March 10, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Hamida (Guest) on March 4, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 28, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 18, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 16, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Aziza (Guest) on February 13, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 10, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Abdillah (Guest) on February 5, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 4, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 27, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 27, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Jamal (Guest) on January 21, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 4, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 1, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Leila (Guest) on December 31, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Warda (Guest) on December 14, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 6, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 18, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Jabir (Guest) on November 11, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔