Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘
A: The elephant's ego! 🙌
Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.
Tambwe (Guest) on April 14, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 7, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Yusuf (Guest) on March 30, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Shani (Guest) on March 29, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 10, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Mwalimu (Guest) on March 3, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 3, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Kazija (Guest) on February 26, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Safiya (Guest) on February 26, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Chris Okello (Guest) on February 16, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 5, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 21, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Nuru (Guest) on January 20, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 19, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Chiku (Guest) on January 16, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Mchuma (Guest) on January 15, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 10, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Jafari (Guest) on January 8, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 1, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 30, 2019
😂 So funny!
Amir (Guest) on December 29, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 27, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 22, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Shabani (Guest) on December 18, 2019
😁 This made my day!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 15, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 7, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Kheri (Guest) on December 5, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Maulid (Guest) on November 24, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 21, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Furaha (Guest) on November 13, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Jafari (Guest) on November 6, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 17, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 16, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Sharifa (Guest) on October 4, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Tabu (Guest) on September 30, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Tambwe (Guest) on September 27, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Rukia (Guest) on September 23, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 3, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
John Lissu (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 23, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Abubakar (Guest) on August 18, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Ali (Guest) on August 10, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 10, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 4, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Jafari (Guest) on August 3, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Fatuma (Guest) on July 31, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 23, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 22, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 7, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 6, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Fatuma (Guest) on July 2, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Halima (Guest) on June 21, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 19, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 15, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Shabani (Guest) on June 12, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 5, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 31, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 23, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 15, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Issack (Guest) on May 14, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨