Q: What makes a skeleton laugh?
A: ๐๐ฆด A tickle in its funny bone!
Explanation: Skeletons don't have muscles or nerves, so they can't physically laugh. But just like humans, if they had a funny bone, a tickle on it would make them burst into laughter. Even though it's a funny riddle, it's a reminder that skeletons are always ready to find humor in the most bone-tickling situations! ๐๐ค
Shamim (Guest) on March 5, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 2, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Sekela (Guest) on March 1, 2020
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Amir (Guest) on February 29, 2020
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 25, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 8, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 28, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 25, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 25, 2020
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 18, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 16, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Maulid (Guest) on January 10, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 10, 2020
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
John Kamande (Guest) on January 5, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 2, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Shamsa (Guest) on January 1, 2020
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 27, 2019
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 25, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Abubakar (Guest) on December 25, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 11, 2019
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 9, 2019
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 7, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 7, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 7, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 3, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 21, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 19, 2019
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Kiza (Guest) on November 18, 2019
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Nahida (Guest) on November 17, 2019
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 14, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 11, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 5, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
George Tenga (Guest) on October 25, 2019
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 19, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Baraka (Guest) on October 17, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 10, 2019
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 7, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 2, 2019
๐ Totally hilarious!
Nuru (Guest) on September 27, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
John Mushi (Guest) on September 27, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 14, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Rahma (Guest) on September 6, 2019
๐ Bookmarking this!
Mwachumu (Guest) on September 3, 2019
๐ I needed that laugh!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 30, 2019
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Salima (Guest) on August 29, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
John Kamande (Guest) on August 28, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Salma (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 24, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
George Mallya (Guest) on July 31, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 29, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Sarafina (Guest) on July 22, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 12, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Ali (Guest) on July 6, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Majid (Guest) on July 1, 2019
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
George Mallya (Guest) on June 26, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Mhina (Guest) on June 25, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 22, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 7, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค