Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

Amani (Guest) on February 19, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Maneno (Guest) on February 14, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 4, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 1, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 1, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Maida (Guest) on January 27, 2021

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Sofia (Guest) on January 26, 2021

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 24, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 23, 2021

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Halima (Guest) on January 20, 2021

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mohamed (Guest) on January 16, 2021

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Kiza (Guest) on January 6, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mustafa (Guest) on December 20, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Kiza (Guest) on December 19, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 19, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Binti (Guest) on December 14, 2020

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Khadija (Guest) on December 13, 2020

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 24, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Kassim (Guest) on November 23, 2020

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Amina (Guest) on November 9, 2020

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Halima (Guest) on November 8, 2020

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Biashara (Guest) on October 31, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 24, 2020

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 10, 2020

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Umi (Guest) on September 30, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Jamal (Guest) on September 26, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 23, 2020

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 10, 2020

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 25, 2020

😂 This is too funny!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 22, 2020

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Omar (Guest) on August 19, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Zawadi (Guest) on August 13, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Athumani (Guest) on July 28, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 22, 2020

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 18, 2020

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 16, 2020

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 13, 2020

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 7, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 26, 2020

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Shabani (Guest) on June 25, 2020

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 16, 2020

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 12, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mashaka (Guest) on June 10, 2020

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Mchuma (Guest) on June 2, 2020

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Bahati (Guest) on May 28, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 24, 2020

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 12, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 11, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Yusra (Guest) on May 8, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Issack (Guest) on May 7, 2020

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Nchi (Guest) on May 5, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Safiya (Guest) on April 27, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 19, 2020

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Frank Macha (Guest) on April 3, 2020

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Nasra (Guest) on April 2, 2020

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 29, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Khalifa (Guest) on March 28, 2020

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 28, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 21, 2020

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 14, 2020

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️