Answer: Because seven "ate" (8) nine! π½οΈπ
Explanation: This answer plays with the similar sounds of the words "ate" and "eight." It humorously suggests that seven was feared by six because it had devoured (ate) the number nine, causing it to disappear. The use of the emoji adds a touch of playfulness to the answer.
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 24, 2021
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 23, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Maneno (Guest) on March 22, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Ali (Guest) on February 23, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 18, 2021
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Farida (Guest) on February 13, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 12, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 11, 2021
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Zawadi (Guest) on February 3, 2021
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 17, 2021
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Rubea (Guest) on December 25, 2020
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Abubakar (Guest) on December 18, 2020
π You got me good!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 18, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Bakari (Guest) on December 18, 2020
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 14, 2020
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Abdillah (Guest) on December 13, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Kiza (Guest) on December 5, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Fikiri (Guest) on November 18, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 15, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Nchi (Guest) on November 9, 2020
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 4, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Mashaka (Guest) on October 28, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 20, 2020
π I need to save this one forever!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 18, 2020
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Abubakar (Guest) on October 18, 2020
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 11, 2020
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
James Kawawa (Guest) on October 7, 2020
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 24, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Zawadi (Guest) on September 6, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 6, 2020
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Latifa (Guest) on September 1, 2020
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 24, 2020
π Saving this one!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 22, 2020
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 7, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Faiza (Guest) on August 3, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 2, 2020
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Sekela (Guest) on July 31, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 27, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 21, 2020
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 12, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 10, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 4, 2020
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 28, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 25, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Zuhura (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 27, 2020
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 15, 2020
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Arifa (Guest) on May 10, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 10, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Nasra (Guest) on May 6, 2020
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 5, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Rabia (Guest) on May 3, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 2, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Mjaka (Guest) on May 1, 2020
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 25, 2020
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Fadhila (Guest) on April 10, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Shabani (Guest) on April 4, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 31, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 30, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 13, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ