The Chatty Carnation! 💬🌸 It just can't stop petal-ing! 🌼😄
Explanation: The Chatty Carnation represents a funny and playful answer to the question. By personifying the flower and giving it a talkative nature, we create an amusing image of a flower that can't help but babble away. The use of the emoji adds to the lightheartedness and cheerfulness of the response.
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 13, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 5, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Makame (Guest) on January 1, 2021
😁 This just made my day!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 31, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Faiza (Guest) on December 24, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Faiza (Guest) on December 10, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 5, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 2, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 27, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 24, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 24, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Mgeni (Guest) on October 23, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 6, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Rubea (Guest) on September 26, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Nassar (Guest) on September 23, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 20, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Maulid (Guest) on September 17, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 14, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Selemani (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 7, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 6, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 30, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Leila (Guest) on August 27, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 26, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 20, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 17, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 16, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 7, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 23, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 17, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 14, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 14, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 9, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Salma (Guest) on July 4, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Khamis (Guest) on June 27, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Jamila (Guest) on June 23, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 16, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Amina (Guest) on May 31, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Mohamed (Guest) on May 24, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 16, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 12, 2020
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Robert Okello (Guest) on April 28, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Rahma (Guest) on April 18, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Fadhili (Guest) on April 13, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
John Lissu (Guest) on April 10, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 9, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Mazrui (Guest) on April 4, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Arifa (Guest) on March 28, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
Mustafa (Guest) on March 18, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Chiku (Guest) on March 17, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 13, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Neema (Guest) on March 13, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Rabia (Guest) on February 29, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 24, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 24, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Leila (Guest) on February 21, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Zulekha (Guest) on February 21, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 20, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 10, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 9, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼