Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! ๐ฃ๐ฆโฐ
Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! ๐๐ด๐
Daudi (Guest) on August 24, 2020
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Mashaka (Guest) on August 6, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 28, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Ali (Guest) on July 25, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Nuru (Guest) on July 24, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 23, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 18, 2020
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 18, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 15, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 10, 2020
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 7, 2020
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Bahati (Guest) on July 1, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 26, 2020
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 24, 2020
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Habiba (Guest) on June 22, 2020
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Salima (Guest) on June 20, 2020
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Binti (Guest) on June 19, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 19, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Kiza (Guest) on June 18, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Abdullah (Guest) on June 18, 2020
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 17, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 13, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
James Kimani (Guest) on June 10, 2020
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 7, 2020
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Bahati (Guest) on June 4, 2020
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 4, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 13, 2020
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 12, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Hekima (Guest) on May 9, 2020
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on May 6, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Nyota (Guest) on May 3, 2020
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 1, 2020
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Salma (Guest) on April 20, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 8, 2020
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 26, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Kheri (Guest) on March 24, 2020
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Nassor (Guest) on March 17, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 16, 2020
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 15, 2020
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Kheri (Guest) on March 13, 2020
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 9, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 5, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 20, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Jabir (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 13, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Saidi (Guest) on February 12, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 11, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Athumani (Guest) on February 3, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 31, 2020
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 10, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 9, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 8, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 19, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 3, 2019
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 22, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 12, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 11, 2019
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 8, 2019
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Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 20, 2019
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 20, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐