Short answer: He got twelve months!
Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! 🤣📆
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 6, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Furaha (Guest) on March 2, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Rukia (Guest) on February 28, 2021
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Abubakar (Guest) on February 22, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 18, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 15, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Hawa (Guest) on February 14, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 14, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 12, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 22, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 31, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 29, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Binti (Guest) on December 18, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Samuel Were (Guest) on December 17, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 12, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 1, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Makame (Guest) on November 21, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 10, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 7, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 29, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 18, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 16, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
George Mallya (Guest) on October 9, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 4, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 4, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 19, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 10, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 28, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Issa (Guest) on August 27, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Warda (Guest) on August 26, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 24, 2020
😄 You got me good!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 19, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 17, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
John Malisa (Guest) on August 14, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 8, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 6, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 1, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 21, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 4, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Sultan (Guest) on June 18, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
George Tenga (Guest) on June 17, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 7, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 2, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Amani (Guest) on May 27, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 21, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 21, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 18, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Neema (Guest) on May 15, 2020
😁 Added to my favorites!
Maulid (Guest) on April 28, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 26, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Halima (Guest) on April 20, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Nashon (Guest) on April 8, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Amani (Guest) on March 30, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 29, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Muslima (Guest) on March 26, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 25, 2020
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Khatib (Guest) on March 24, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 15, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 10, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 9, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁