Answer: Lemon-ade! ππ₯€
Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! ππ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 10, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 6, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 6, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 4, 2020
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Hashim (Guest) on December 3, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 2, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 27, 2020
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Saidi (Guest) on November 16, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Leila (Guest) on November 7, 2020
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 25, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Kheri (Guest) on October 21, 2020
π This is gold!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 10, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Zawadi (Guest) on October 8, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 8, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 1, 2020
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 30, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Kazija (Guest) on September 19, 2020
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 11, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 5, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 1, 2020
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Fadhili (Guest) on August 27, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 7, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 6, 2020
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Leila (Guest) on August 4, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 25, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 21, 2020
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Salma (Guest) on July 17, 2020
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Fadhila (Guest) on July 4, 2020
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 3, 2020
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Sumaya (Guest) on June 26, 2020
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 17, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 4, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Arifa (Guest) on June 3, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 31, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
David Sokoine (Guest) on May 26, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Sultan (Guest) on May 22, 2020
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 21, 2020
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 20, 2020
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 13, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Ndoto (Guest) on April 30, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 30, 2020
π This just made my day!
Rehema (Guest) on April 28, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 11, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 29, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 23, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 21, 2020
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 13, 2020
π You got me!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 6, 2020
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 4, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 25, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Zawadi (Guest) on February 24, 2020
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Safiya (Guest) on February 23, 2020
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Hassan (Guest) on February 21, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 21, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 11, 2020
π Instant mood boost!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 10, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Muslima (Guest) on January 22, 2020
π That punchline!