Short Answer: They all know how to "split" and make impressive "peels"! ππ€ΈββοΈ
Explanation: Gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have one hilarious thing in common: their ability to split! While gymnasts and acrobats are known for their amazing split moves, bananas have their own version of a "split" when their peel opens up. It's a funny way to connect these seemingly unrelated things with a dash of humor and a playful emoji to add a cherry on top! π
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 8, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Furaha (Guest) on November 30, 2020
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Ali (Guest) on November 26, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 20, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Shamsa (Guest) on November 17, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 13, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 7, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 4, 2020
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Yusuf (Guest) on October 28, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 28, 2020
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Aziza (Guest) on October 11, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 4, 2020
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 30, 2020
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Rukia (Guest) on September 22, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 18, 2020
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 4, 2020
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 1, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 26, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Halimah (Guest) on August 23, 2020
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 21, 2020
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 21, 2020
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 20, 2020
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Josephine (Guest) on August 15, 2020
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 4, 2020
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Kheri (Guest) on August 1, 2020
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 30, 2020
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 30, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Wande (Guest) on July 12, 2020
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 2, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 27, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Josephine (Guest) on June 21, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 13, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 8, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 5, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 23, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Hassan (Guest) on May 12, 2020
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 4, 2020
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Kheri (Guest) on May 2, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 1, 2020
π That punchline was epic!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 1, 2020
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 29, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 27, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
George Tenga (Guest) on April 26, 2020
π That punchline!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 22, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Sofia (Guest) on April 20, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 11, 2020
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Nassar (Guest) on April 10, 2020
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 10, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
John Lissu (Guest) on April 7, 2020
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 4, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Umi (Guest) on April 1, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 30, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 26, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 25, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Jamila (Guest) on March 18, 2020
π This one really got me!
Jamal (Guest) on March 10, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 5, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Omari (Guest) on March 4, 2020
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Mgeni (Guest) on February 28, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 14, 2020
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π