🚗🐘 They both have trunks! 🐘🚗
Explanation: Both a car and an elephant have something in common: their trunks! While elephants use their trunks for various tasks like picking up food or spraying water, cars have their own "trunks" in the form of front compartments or trunks at the back where we can store our belongings. It's a playful way to connect two completely different things in a light-hearted and humorous manner. 🤩
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 19, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 13, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 2, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
James Malima (Guest) on September 22, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 21, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 16, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Jafari (Guest) on September 9, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 31, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Nassor (Guest) on August 26, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 22, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 21, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 16, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 12, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 8, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Majid (Guest) on August 6, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 6, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 5, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Ndoto (Guest) on August 4, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Abubakari (Guest) on August 3, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Selemani (Guest) on July 25, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 20, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 17, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 16, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 14, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 10, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 4, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Mashaka (Guest) on June 30, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Leila (Guest) on June 30, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 21, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Nahida (Guest) on June 13, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 6, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 4, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 25, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
Abdullah (Guest) on May 20, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Nassar (Guest) on May 17, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 12, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Khatib (Guest) on May 7, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Asha (Guest) on May 7, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 5, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Husna (Guest) on April 30, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
George Tenga (Guest) on April 20, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 8, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 27, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Zainab (Guest) on March 19, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 14, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Rabia (Guest) on March 10, 2020
😄 You got me!
Wande (Guest) on March 7, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 7, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 14, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 6, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Omar (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Jabir (Guest) on January 27, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Khalifa (Guest) on January 25, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Biashara (Guest) on January 22, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 9, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 6, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Fadhili (Guest) on January 4, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 3, 2020
😆 That punchline!
Ali (Guest) on December 30, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏