Short Answer: "Leaf me alone, I'm just trying to have a fruitful day! 🍎😄"
Explanation: The apple tree, being a tree with a sense of humor, playfully asks the farmer to leave it alone, as it wants to enjoy a day filled with producing delicious fruits. The use of the pun "leaf me alone" adds a comedic twist, as it sounds similar to the phrase "leave me alone." The emoji of an apple and a laughing face further emphasizes the lighthearted and cheerful tone.
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 13, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Azima (Guest) on January 11, 2021
🤣 This one got me good!
Bahati (Guest) on December 24, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Bakari (Guest) on December 17, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 17, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Nassor (Guest) on December 4, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 4, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Shukuru (Guest) on November 27, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Shamsa (Guest) on November 16, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 15, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 8, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 31, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Masika (Guest) on October 30, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 29, 2020
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 29, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 24, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Ahmed (Guest) on October 12, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 17, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Fadhila (Guest) on September 14, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 3, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 29, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 20, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Mwanais (Guest) on August 15, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 10, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
James Malima (Guest) on August 6, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 15, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 15, 2020
😄 You got me good!
Salma (Guest) on July 12, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 6, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Umi (Guest) on July 4, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 3, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Zuhura (Guest) on June 26, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 20, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Amani (Guest) on June 16, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 25, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 23, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 19, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 17, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Fikiri (Guest) on May 10, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 10, 2020
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 4, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Warda (Guest) on April 2, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 2, 2020
😂 So funny!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 2, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 31, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 26, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Salima (Guest) on March 22, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Zulekha (Guest) on March 18, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 11, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 12, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Zakaria (Guest) on February 11, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Ahmed (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Salima (Guest) on January 31, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Jabir (Guest) on January 21, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Sarafina (Guest) on January 21, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 13, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 6, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 30, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 6, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 3, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏