If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 24, 2020

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 21, 2020

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Majid (Guest) on August 10, 2020

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Fikiri (Guest) on August 1, 2020

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 31, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 29, 2020

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 23, 2020

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 19, 2020

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 14, 2020

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Khatib (Guest) on July 14, 2020

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 8, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 1, 2020

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 23, 2020

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 19, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 14, 2020

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 8, 2020

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 6, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 29, 2020

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Shabani (Guest) on May 8, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 7, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 27, 2020

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 15, 2020

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 15, 2020

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Shabani (Guest) on April 14, 2020

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Juma (Guest) on April 6, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Issa (Guest) on April 2, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Bakari (Guest) on April 1, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 30, 2020

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 24, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 19, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Ndoto (Guest) on March 14, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 22, 2020

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Maida (Guest) on February 18, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 12, 2020

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 31, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 23, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 19, 2020

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 18, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 12, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 8, 2020

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 30, 2019

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 28, 2019

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Husna (Guest) on December 22, 2019

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Yusra (Guest) on December 21, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Ahmed (Guest) on December 16, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 16, 2019

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 19, 2019

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Azima (Guest) on November 13, 2019

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 13, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 12, 2019

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 26, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Issa (Guest) on October 24, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 21, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Wande (Guest) on October 15, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Shamim (Guest) on October 14, 2019

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 13, 2019

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 9, 2019

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 5, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Rehema (Guest) on September 24, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Zainab (Guest) on September 16, 2019

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮