Short Answer: Because it had a bone to pick with the chicken! 🐔💀
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of "bone to pick," suggesting that the skeleton was crossing the road to have a disagreement or settle an issue with the chicken. It adds a humorous twist to the classic joke, creating a playful and amusing atmosphere. The emoji of a chicken and a skull further enhances the lighthearted tone.
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 22, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 7, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 6, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 31, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 28, 2022
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Habiba (Guest) on January 15, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 14, 2022
🤣 Sending this now!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 13, 2022
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
John Lissu (Guest) on January 13, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Zakia (Guest) on December 30, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Nuru (Guest) on December 22, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Binti (Guest) on December 22, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 21, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 20, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Halimah (Guest) on December 20, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 19, 2021
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Mwanais (Guest) on December 1, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 29, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 24, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 23, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 20, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Tambwe (Guest) on October 27, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 21, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 16, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 9, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 4, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 30, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Aziza (Guest) on September 13, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 5, 2021
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Rahim (Guest) on September 3, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 31, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Faiza (Guest) on August 25, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Fatuma (Guest) on August 24, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 13, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 13, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Zubeida (Guest) on August 12, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Hamida (Guest) on August 10, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
John Mushi (Guest) on July 30, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
George Mallya (Guest) on July 28, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 16, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Sharifa (Guest) on July 15, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 3, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 29, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Warda (Guest) on June 28, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Masika (Guest) on June 25, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 17, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 13, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Yusuf (Guest) on May 31, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 25, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 23, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 15, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Ali (Guest) on May 10, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 4, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Shani (Guest) on April 30, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Nassor (Guest) on April 28, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Shabani (Guest) on April 27, 2021
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Farida (Guest) on April 25, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 21, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 3, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 26, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!