Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! ๐ต๐
Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! ๐ธ๐ฅ๐ค
Biashara (Guest) on July 28, 2021
๐ This is too funny!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 17, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Shabani (Guest) on July 14, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 14, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 9, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Baridi (Guest) on June 30, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 24, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Binti (Guest) on June 18, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Chiku (Guest) on June 17, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 3, 2021
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Nyota (Guest) on May 24, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Faiza (Guest) on May 21, 2021
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
John Mushi (Guest) on May 21, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 19, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Asha (Guest) on May 10, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 30, 2021
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Hamida (Guest) on April 25, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Majid (Guest) on April 20, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Arifa (Guest) on April 19, 2021
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Omari (Guest) on March 30, 2021
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Sarafina (Guest) on March 26, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Khamis (Guest) on March 25, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Salum (Guest) on March 25, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Rabia (Guest) on March 25, 2021
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Mchuma (Guest) on March 20, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
David Musyoka (Guest) on March 16, 2021
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 10, 2021
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on March 5, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 4, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Mgeni (Guest) on March 1, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Ali (Guest) on February 19, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 18, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 18, 2021
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Amir (Guest) on February 18, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 12, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 7, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Umi (Guest) on February 3, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Issack (Guest) on January 30, 2021
๐ Added to my favorites!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 24, 2021
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 23, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 19, 2021
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Majid (Guest) on January 16, 2021
๐ Perfect joke!
Jamila (Guest) on January 5, 2021
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 4, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 2, 2021
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Jaffar (Guest) on January 1, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Husna (Guest) on December 31, 2020
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 28, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 26, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 18, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 11, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Kheri (Guest) on December 10, 2020
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Raha (Guest) on December 10, 2020
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 6, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Abubakari (Guest) on November 14, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 14, 2020
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Sumaya (Guest) on November 4, 2020
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 26, 2020
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on October 25, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 19, 2020
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ