The outside! π¦π
Explanation: The joke plays on the word "side" by suggesting that the outside of the turkey has the most feathers because, well, the feathers are all over the outside of the turkey! It's a playful twist on what could be a simple question, adding a touch of humor to make you smile. π€£π
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 15, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 11, 2021
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 6, 2021
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Arifa (Guest) on August 29, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Halima (Guest) on August 18, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 17, 2021
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Raha (Guest) on August 15, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Chum (Guest) on August 7, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Mhina (Guest) on August 6, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 16, 2021
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 16, 2021
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Umi (Guest) on July 14, 2021
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 4, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 21, 2021
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 16, 2021
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 6, 2021
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Athumani (Guest) on May 22, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Shani (Guest) on May 21, 2021
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 22, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 20, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 18, 2021
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 10, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Nchi (Guest) on April 5, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 1, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 30, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Hassan (Guest) on March 27, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
David Musyoka (Guest) on March 26, 2021
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 18, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 14, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Sarafina (Guest) on March 7, 2021
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Furaha (Guest) on February 27, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 24, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Frank Macha (Guest) on January 29, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Asha (Guest) on January 9, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 9, 2021
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Ramadhan (Guest) on January 8, 2021
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2021
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 1, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Omar (Guest) on December 31, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 30, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 27, 2020
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Jabir (Guest) on December 16, 2020
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 16, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 8, 2020
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Mwanais (Guest) on December 8, 2020
π This made my day!
Muslima (Guest) on December 6, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 6, 2020
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 4, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 19, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Samuel Were (Guest) on November 17, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 16, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Shabani (Guest) on November 6, 2020
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Mwafirika (Guest) on November 1, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 30, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Kheri (Guest) on October 29, 2020
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
David Chacha (Guest) on October 22, 2020
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Mashaka (Guest) on October 17, 2020
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 11, 2020
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Fatuma (Guest) on October 1, 2020
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 30, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ