Which is faster, heat or cold?

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 27, 2022

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Nasra (Guest) on February 9, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 5, 2022

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 29, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Abubakari (Guest) on January 20, 2022

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 18, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 18, 2022

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 16, 2022

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

James Kimani (Guest) on January 16, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 3, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Farida (Guest) on December 30, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Juma (Guest) on December 30, 2021

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 20, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 15, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 4, 2021

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Khamis (Guest) on November 20, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 17, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 17, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Mazrui (Guest) on October 12, 2021

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Sharifa (Guest) on October 9, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Tambwe (Guest) on September 30, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mazrui (Guest) on September 29, 2021

😆 Still cracking up!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 26, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 25, 2021

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 9, 2021

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 31, 2021

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Yusra (Guest) on August 13, 2021

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 12, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 10, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Bakari (Guest) on July 31, 2021

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 29, 2021

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Habiba (Guest) on July 25, 2021

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Kahina (Guest) on July 15, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 6, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 30, 2021

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 29, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Bahati (Guest) on June 22, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 17, 2021

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Mgeni (Guest) on June 14, 2021

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Khadija (Guest) on June 13, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Neema (Guest) on June 9, 2021

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 5, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 4, 2021

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 1, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 7, 2021

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 4, 2021

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 25, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Rehema (Guest) on April 21, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 15, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Mohamed (Guest) on April 11, 2021

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 8, 2021

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Fatuma (Guest) on April 8, 2021

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 7, 2021

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 4, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Khamis (Guest) on March 31, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Mashaka (Guest) on March 25, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 8, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 5, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 25, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 18, 2021

😄 Nailed it!