A wall's favorite place to meet his friends is at a "corner"! ๐ค๐งฑ
Explanation: Walls love hanging out at corners because that's where they get to show off their sturdy sides and showcase their fantastic shapes! Just imagine, a wall throwing a party at a corner, everybody would be "wall"ing in with excitement! It's like the ultimate gathering spot for all the coolest walls in town. So, if you ever want to meet a wall and have a blast, head straight to the corner! ๐๐๏ธ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 16, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Rahma (Guest) on September 10, 2021
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Bahati (Guest) on August 31, 2021
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Khamis (Guest) on August 23, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 22, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 11, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 9, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 27, 2021
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 27, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 18, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
James Kimani (Guest) on July 11, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 4, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 15, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Salima (Guest) on June 15, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 8, 2021
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Masika (Guest) on May 17, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 16, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 12, 2021
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Maulid (Guest) on May 1, 2021
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Saidi (Guest) on April 29, 2021
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Shabani (Guest) on April 27, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 19, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Masika (Guest) on April 17, 2021
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 9, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Nasra (Guest) on April 8, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Aziza (Guest) on April 8, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 2, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 1, 2021
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Nashon (Guest) on March 31, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 28, 2021
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 25, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Ahmed (Guest) on March 24, 2021
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 21, 2021
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 19, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 13, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 2, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on February 27, 2021
๐ Totally hilarious!
Maneno (Guest) on February 20, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 12, 2021
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Issa (Guest) on February 10, 2021
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 4, 2021
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Faiza (Guest) on January 23, 2021
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 21, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 10, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Umi (Guest) on December 26, 2020
๐ This joke just made my day!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 22, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Ali (Guest) on December 21, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Rahma (Guest) on December 8, 2020
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 5, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Omar (Guest) on November 28, 2020
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 20, 2020
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 17, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 12, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on November 7, 2020
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 5, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Jamila (Guest) on November 5, 2020
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 29, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 24, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Mzee (Guest) on October 17, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 17, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ