Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?

Raha (Guest) on October 4, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Rehema (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 6, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 4, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Hassan (Guest) on August 31, 2021

😆 Saving this one!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 25, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Arifa (Guest) on August 25, 2021

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 25, 2021

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 22, 2021

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mariam (Guest) on August 21, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 16, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 5, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Hawa (Guest) on August 4, 2021

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 24, 2021

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 21, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Zuhura (Guest) on July 15, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 9, 2021

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 7, 2021

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Umi (Guest) on July 4, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 4, 2021

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 2, 2021

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 26, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 7, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 24, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Juma (Guest) on May 19, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 7, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Kassim (Guest) on April 26, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Nyota (Guest) on April 23, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 27, 2021

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Issa (Guest) on March 20, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 17, 2021

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Nyota (Guest) on March 13, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 13, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Majid (Guest) on March 3, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Tambwe (Guest) on February 22, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 13, 2021

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Nuru (Guest) on February 6, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Rahma (Guest) on February 2, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Rashid (Guest) on January 22, 2021

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 18, 2021

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 9, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 3, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 28, 2020

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Zubeida (Guest) on December 23, 2020

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 15, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

James Kimani (Guest) on December 15, 2020

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 13, 2020

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 2, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 29, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 22, 2020

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 20, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 14, 2020

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 14, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Robert Okello (Guest) on November 6, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Makame (Guest) on October 23, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on October 5, 2020

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 26, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Latifa (Guest) on September 18, 2020

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 18, 2020

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 14, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟