The banker's favorite player on the football team was...the "cointerback"! 🤑🏈
Explanation: The term "cointerback" is a playful combination of the words "coin" and "quarterback." It's a funny way to suggest that the banker's favorite player was the one who could handle both money (coins) and the important position of quarterback. The use of the money-related term adds a humorous twist. The emoji adds to the cheerfulness and playfulness of the answer.
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 9, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Zawadi (Guest) on September 9, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 3, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 26, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 5, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Warda (Guest) on August 3, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 25, 2021
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Khatib (Guest) on July 20, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 19, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
Hawa (Guest) on July 16, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 1, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 22, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Daudi (Guest) on June 20, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 20, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 16, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Khadija (Guest) on June 16, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 11, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Shukuru (Guest) on June 2, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
Abdillah (Guest) on June 2, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Kassim (Guest) on June 1, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 30, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 9, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 7, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 1, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 15, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 22, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 20, 2021
😆 That punchline!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 19, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Mariam (Guest) on March 7, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 4, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Wande (Guest) on March 4, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 4, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 2, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 28, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 20, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 7, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 5, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 4, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Ahmed (Guest) on January 31, 2021
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 26, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Wande (Guest) on January 14, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
George Tenga (Guest) on January 8, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 3, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Jamila (Guest) on January 3, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 28, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 26, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
James Kimani (Guest) on December 24, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Amina (Guest) on December 19, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Jaffar (Guest) on December 14, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 11, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 30, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
Yahya (Guest) on November 27, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Kijakazi (Guest) on November 17, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Issa (Guest) on November 15, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
David Kawawa (Guest) on November 12, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Bakari (Guest) on November 6, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 5, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Mchawi (Guest) on November 1, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 1, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!