Dracula's favorite fruit is a 🩸🍎"Bloody Apple"! 🧛♂️🍏
Explanation:
Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! 🧛♂️🥳🍎
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 18, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Bahati (Guest) on October 7, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Habiba (Guest) on October 4, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 23, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 13, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 10, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 8, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 7, 2021
😆 Bookmarking this!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 4, 2021
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 2, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 31, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 30, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Abubakari (Guest) on August 21, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
James Mduma (Guest) on August 20, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 14, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 28, 2021
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 24, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 7, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 7, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 4, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 3, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 30, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 26, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 17, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Mwanais (Guest) on June 13, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 29, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 25, 2021
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Furaha (Guest) on May 18, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 17, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 12, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 2, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 27, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Salum (Guest) on April 26, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Azima (Guest) on April 25, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 12, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Mashaka (Guest) on March 28, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 26, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 23, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 23, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Jafari (Guest) on March 19, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 9, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Mchawi (Guest) on March 8, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Asha (Guest) on March 2, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Khatib (Guest) on March 2, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Nassar (Guest) on February 19, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 13, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 29, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 18, 2021
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Nassor (Guest) on January 14, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Fadhili (Guest) on January 13, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Zawadi (Guest) on December 30, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 28, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Mjaka (Guest) on December 25, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 24, 2020
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Mariam (Guest) on December 23, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 19, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 15, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 24, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 17, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃