Short Answer: Fry-day! π
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! ππ₯
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 27, 2021
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 15, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 6, 2021
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Zawadi (Guest) on August 26, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 22, 2021
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 18, 2021
π This is a keeper!
Ahmed (Guest) on August 14, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Faiza (Guest) on August 14, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Makame (Guest) on July 23, 2021
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 8, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 28, 2021
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Muslima (Guest) on June 28, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 21, 2021
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 3, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Issack (Guest) on April 28, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 27, 2021
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 21, 2021
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Sharifa (Guest) on April 19, 2021
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Jafari (Guest) on April 12, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Sultan (Guest) on April 10, 2021
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 5, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 4, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Wande (Guest) on March 19, 2021
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 19, 2021
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Khatib (Guest) on March 14, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 4, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Rehema (Guest) on March 1, 2021
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Warda (Guest) on February 24, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Wande (Guest) on February 21, 2021
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 17, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 16, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Nchi (Guest) on January 29, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Kiza (Guest) on January 28, 2021
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 23, 2021
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 21, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 20, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Farida (Guest) on January 17, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 16, 2021
π Can't stop laughing!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Mohamed (Guest) on January 9, 2021
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Safiya (Guest) on January 6, 2021
π I canβt stop laughing!
Tambwe (Guest) on December 31, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Neema (Guest) on December 27, 2020
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Samuel Were (Guest) on December 26, 2020
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 25, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Majid (Guest) on December 23, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 14, 2020
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Shukuru (Guest) on November 28, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Warda (Guest) on November 12, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Hawa (Guest) on November 9, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 8, 2020
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 31, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Hashim (Guest) on October 22, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Warda (Guest) on October 11, 2020
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 11, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Safiya (Guest) on October 5, 2020
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 18, 2020
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Halima (Guest) on September 12, 2020
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π