Funny Answer: 🧙♂️ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! 👻💀
Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 17, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 3, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 22, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 11, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 9, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 8, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Raha (Guest) on October 3, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Warda (Guest) on September 9, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
Rahim (Guest) on September 2, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 31, 2021
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 30, 2021
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 26, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Biashara (Guest) on August 25, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 25, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 15, 2021
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 12, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 2, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Zawadi (Guest) on August 1, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Mwafirika (Guest) on July 30, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 12, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 2, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Zainab (Guest) on June 26, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 22, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 14, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 1, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Khadija (Guest) on May 28, 2021
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 23, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 20, 2021
😄 Too good!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 13, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Juma (Guest) on May 11, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Salma (Guest) on May 10, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Bahati (Guest) on May 7, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 2, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Chris Okello (Guest) on April 30, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Rabia (Guest) on April 29, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 24, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 17, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 16, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Zakia (Guest) on April 12, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 7, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 1, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 1, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 10, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 3, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Chum (Guest) on February 22, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Halimah (Guest) on February 18, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 12, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 27, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 20, 2021
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Mwagonda (Guest) on January 6, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 20, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 18, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 7, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 5, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 2, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 1, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 27, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Rukia (Guest) on November 21, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Abdullah (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 10, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚