Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Life can sometimes feel like an endless rollercoaster of deadlines, responsibilities, and adulting. But fear not, my friends, for there is a magical potion that can brighten even the gloomiest of days: laughter! So, hold on to your funny bones as we dive into a realm of hilarity with these rib-tickling jokes that will keep you laughing all day long. Get ready to crack up!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Oh, those corny scarecrows, always reaping what they sow and leaving us in stitches.
Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One said, "Wow, it's getting hot in here!" The other replied, "Oh my crumbs, a talking muffin!" Who knew baked goods had such a sparkling sense of humor?
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change and became a comedian. Now, I'm rolling in the dough - both figuratively and literally!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! It seems even in the afterlife, bones have a knack for bone-headed jokes.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's "R," but it's the "C" they love! Ahoy, matey, those pirates certainly know how to have a good laugh!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. As it turns out, she misheard me and thought I said "embrace her miss steaks." Now we're just laughing and grilling up some steaks!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Ah, those tiny particles have quite the sense of humor, don't they? They're always up to something.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! Sometimes food jokes just noodle their way into our hearts and make us burst out laughing.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems! Poor math book, always calculating how to make us giggle.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Who knew that chilling creatures could bring such warmth to our humor?
Remember, my friends, laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul. So, keep these jokes in your back pocket, ready to whip out when life throws you lemons. With these hilarious one-liners by your side, you'll be unstoppable in your quest to spread joy and laughter. So, go forth and crack up the world, one joke at a time!
John Kamande (Guest) on June 19, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 16, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Nasra (Guest) on June 15, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 9, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 8, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 6, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 28, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 22, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 10, 2021
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 8, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Mariam (Guest) on May 3, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 28, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 24, 2021
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 20, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Shukuru (Guest) on April 17, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 17, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 7, 2021
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Baraka (Guest) on April 5, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
Sultan (Guest) on March 31, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 22, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 22, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 17, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Sharifa (Guest) on March 15, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 9, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 8, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
David Chacha (Guest) on March 7, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 5, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Umi (Guest) on March 4, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Mchuma (Guest) on February 20, 2021
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Fadhila (Guest) on February 7, 2021
😆 That punchline!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 6, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 1, 2021
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Mustafa (Guest) on January 30, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 28, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 16, 2021
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Issack (Guest) on January 1, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 29, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 29, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 22, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Rehema (Guest) on December 20, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Hassan (Guest) on December 15, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 9, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Salima (Guest) on December 6, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 5, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 1, 2020
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Sofia (Guest) on November 25, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 16, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Warda (Guest) on November 15, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 13, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 8, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 4, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Salima (Guest) on September 26, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Omar (Guest) on September 9, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Hekima (Guest) on September 9, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
John Kamande (Guest) on August 29, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Omari (Guest) on August 22, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 14, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 8, 2020
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Nyota (Guest) on August 7, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Husna (Guest) on August 4, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭