Q: Whatβs bigger than an elephant, but doesnβt weigh anything? π
A: The elephant's ego! π
Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji π, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 3, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Mashaka (Guest) on November 26, 2022
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 20, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 10, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
Raha (Guest) on November 9, 2022
π Nailed it!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 8, 2022
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 6, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Fadhili (Guest) on October 27, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
John Mushi (Guest) on October 14, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 11, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 6, 2022
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Mohamed (Guest) on October 2, 2022
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 16, 2022
π This joke just made my day!
Tambwe (Guest) on September 13, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Kahina (Guest) on September 13, 2022
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 9, 2022
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 8, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Grace Minja (Guest) on August 29, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 29, 2022
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 27, 2022
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 2, 2022
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 29, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 23, 2022
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 22, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
George Mallya (Guest) on July 10, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Hawa (Guest) on June 28, 2022
π I canβt stop laughing!
John Mushi (Guest) on June 19, 2022
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 16, 2022
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 15, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Zakia (Guest) on June 5, 2022
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Fadhili (Guest) on June 2, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 2, 2022
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 28, 2022
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Abubakar (Guest) on May 22, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 3, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 29, 2022
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 8, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 5, 2022
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 4, 2022
π Rolling on the floor!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 30, 2022
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Mohamed (Guest) on March 17, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 15, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 13, 2022
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Fatuma (Guest) on March 8, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Maulid (Guest) on March 6, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 28, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Rahim (Guest) on February 20, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
John Lissu (Guest) on February 4, 2022
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 2, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 23, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Sarafina (Guest) on January 15, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 13, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Zulekha (Guest) on January 11, 2022
π€£ This joke is too good!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 9, 2022
π Best laugh of the day!
Ibrahim (Guest) on January 2, 2022
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 31, 2021
π This one really got me!
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 27, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Latifa (Guest) on December 27, 2021
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 24, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 21, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ