A ghost's favorite dessert is... "Boo-berry pie!" 👻🥧
Explanation:
Ghosts are often associated with mysterious and spooky things, so their favorite dessert would naturally have a playful and ghostly twist to it. "Boo-berry pie" sounds like "blueberry pie" but with a mischievous ghostly twist, making it a hilarious choice for their favorite dessert. The use of the ghost emoji adds an extra touch of whimsy and humor to the answer.
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 24, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Maimuna (Guest) on November 21, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 19, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Kazija (Guest) on November 17, 2022
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Amir (Guest) on October 15, 2022
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 7, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
John Malisa (Guest) on September 24, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Juma (Guest) on September 8, 2022
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 7, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 7, 2022
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 31, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mohamed (Guest) on August 25, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 22, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Omari (Guest) on August 15, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 11, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 7, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 24, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 17, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 15, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Aziza (Guest) on July 6, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Maulid (Guest) on July 1, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Jamal (Guest) on June 24, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Saidi (Guest) on June 21, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Juma (Guest) on June 21, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 5, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Tabu (Guest) on June 1, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 1, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 29, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 27, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 25, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 21, 2022
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Maneno (Guest) on May 20, 2022
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Nahida (Guest) on May 13, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 11, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Zulekha (Guest) on May 1, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Shani (Guest) on April 30, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 2, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 1, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 1, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Mgeni (Guest) on March 24, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Saidi (Guest) on March 9, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 3, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 24, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Fikiri (Guest) on February 21, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Muslima (Guest) on February 17, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Mwajabu (Guest) on February 9, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 3, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Furaha (Guest) on January 22, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 22, 2022
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 20, 2022
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 5, 2022
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Mariam (Guest) on December 31, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 28, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Rahma (Guest) on December 21, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 21, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Hekima (Guest) on December 16, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Kassim (Guest) on December 12, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Issack (Guest) on December 3, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Fadhili (Guest) on November 29, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Kahina (Guest) on November 26, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥