Short Answer: A "selfie" was born to succeed! 📸🤳
Explanation: A selfie is a photograph that you take of yourself, usually with a smartphone. It's a funny answer because in this digital age, selfies have become extremely popular and successful on social media platforms. People love to capture and share their best moments, making selfies the champions of self-expression and online fame. So, the birth of a selfie is indeed destined for success! 🌟😄
Issack (Guest) on December 19, 2022
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 15, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Nahida (Guest) on December 12, 2022
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 11, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 6, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 26, 2022
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 21, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 20, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Chum (Guest) on November 20, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 18, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Nasra (Guest) on November 14, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Maneno (Guest) on November 9, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Yusra (Guest) on October 24, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Fatuma (Guest) on October 19, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 4, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Maulid (Guest) on September 29, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 27, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Rubea (Guest) on September 16, 2022
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Nassor (Guest) on September 14, 2022
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 9, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 30, 2022
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 28, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 28, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 19, 2022
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 17, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Rukia (Guest) on August 7, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Mashaka (Guest) on July 27, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
Leila (Guest) on July 21, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Baridi (Guest) on July 18, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Shamsa (Guest) on July 16, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Abdullah (Guest) on July 14, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 11, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 8, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 7, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Kiza (Guest) on July 7, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 28, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 27, 2022
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
George Tenga (Guest) on June 25, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 10, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Hekima (Guest) on June 8, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Latifa (Guest) on May 31, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 31, 2022
😆 That punchline!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 30, 2022
😂 So funny!
Sharifa (Guest) on May 25, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 23, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 21, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 12, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Khatib (Guest) on May 6, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
Kiza (Guest) on May 6, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Abubakari (Guest) on May 2, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 2, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Kahina (Guest) on May 1, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Chum (Guest) on May 1, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 1, 2022
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 26, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 25, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 20, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 12, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 23, 2022
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 22, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹