Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner?
A: A vegetable table! ๐ฅ๐ฅฆ๐
Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! ๐ฅ๐ฅฆ๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 12, 2022
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Jafari (Guest) on October 12, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 10, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 8, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Hashim (Guest) on October 2, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mhina (Guest) on September 20, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 12, 2022
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 4, 2022
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
John Lissu (Guest) on September 1, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 31, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Jaffar (Guest) on August 9, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 6, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 1, 2022
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 19, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Mwanais (Guest) on July 19, 2022
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Halima (Guest) on July 18, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Mzee (Guest) on July 12, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Khatib (Guest) on July 6, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Omar (Guest) on July 6, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 5, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 2, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 26, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 24, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Hassan (Guest) on June 20, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 14, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 12, 2022
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 8, 2022
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 7, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 1, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Rashid (Guest) on June 1, 2022
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 17, 2022
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Halima (Guest) on May 13, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 9, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on April 7, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
James Kimani (Guest) on April 6, 2022
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Yusuf (Guest) on April 4, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Leila (Guest) on April 3, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Selemani (Guest) on March 29, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Yusra (Guest) on March 27, 2022
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 11, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Raha (Guest) on March 1, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 27, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 20, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 7, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nyota (Guest) on February 6, 2022
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 4, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 31, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 27, 2022
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Halima (Guest) on January 21, 2022
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 16, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 13, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 11, 2022
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Amina (Guest) on January 8, 2022
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Rehema (Guest) on December 29, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 28, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 12, 2021
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 28, 2021
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Josephine (Guest) on November 24, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Kijakazi (Guest) on November 18, 2021
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ