A bone-appetit special: Spare ribs! ๐๐
Explanation: When a skeleton orders dinner, it would naturally choose spare ribs because, well, it's made of bones! This play on words adds a humorous twist by combining the concept of a skeleton's food preference with the name of a popular dish. The skeleton's order for spare ribs perfectly matches its skeletal anatomy, making it a fun and amusing choice for dinner. The use of the ๐ emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation for the skeleton's preference.
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 6, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 3, 2023
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 26, 2022
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 18, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Daudi (Guest) on December 8, 2022
๐ Gotta save this!
Daudi (Guest) on November 27, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 19, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Amani (Guest) on November 15, 2022
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Kiza (Guest) on November 14, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 9, 2022
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 9, 2022
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 2, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Safiya (Guest) on November 1, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on October 30, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 28, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Faiza (Guest) on October 26, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 22, 2022
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Khamis (Guest) on October 21, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 20, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 18, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Abubakar (Guest) on October 14, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 5, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on October 2, 2022
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Zawadi (Guest) on September 29, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 27, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Rehema (Guest) on September 26, 2022
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Bahati (Guest) on September 20, 2022
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 17, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Fadhili (Guest) on September 17, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Fadhila (Guest) on September 13, 2022
๐ This one really got me!
Issa (Guest) on September 12, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 11, 2022
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 10, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 28, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 26, 2022
๐ This joke just made my day!
Shani (Guest) on August 26, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 20, 2022
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 9, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 4, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Chiku (Guest) on July 21, 2022
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Baraka (Guest) on July 18, 2022
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 14, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 14, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Sumaya (Guest) on July 7, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on June 29, 2022
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 29, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Nahida (Guest) on June 27, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 25, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 9, 2022
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mohamed (Guest) on May 30, 2022
๐ This just made my day!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 26, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 21, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 19, 2022
๐ Saving this one!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 14, 2022
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Salima (Guest) on May 3, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 23, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 22, 2022
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 25, 2022
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 17, 2022
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
George Tenga (Guest) on March 5, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด