What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 1, 2022

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 26, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 9, 2022

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 3, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Habiba (Guest) on September 29, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 21, 2022

😁 This made my day!

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 18, 2022

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 15, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Khadija (Guest) on September 13, 2022

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Asha (Guest) on September 12, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 11, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 6, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 1, 2022

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 14, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Kahina (Guest) on August 11, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 3, 2022

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 2, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Jaffar (Guest) on July 31, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

John Malisa (Guest) on July 31, 2022

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 27, 2022

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 22, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Neema (Guest) on July 21, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 17, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 6, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 26, 2022

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 22, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 9, 2022

😂 I’m dying!

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 2, 2022

😁 This just made my day!

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 1, 2022

😄 Nailed it!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 1, 2022

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 22, 2022

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 16, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Asha (Guest) on May 11, 2022

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Omari (Guest) on May 10, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Kiza (Guest) on May 7, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 5, 2022

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Shani (Guest) on April 12, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Halima (Guest) on April 9, 2022

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 3, 2022

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mjaka (Guest) on April 2, 2022

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 1, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 31, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

David Kawawa (Guest) on March 20, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 19, 2022

😅 I needed that laugh!

Kassim (Guest) on March 17, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Nahida (Guest) on March 11, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 6, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 1, 2022

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 18, 2022

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Kazija (Guest) on February 4, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Tambwe (Guest) on January 31, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Hamida (Guest) on January 27, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Hassan (Guest) on January 23, 2022

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 17, 2022

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 10, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Abdullah (Guest) on January 9, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 4, 2022

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 24, 2021

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 23, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 21, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥