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How did the hairdresser win the race?

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Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!


Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ

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Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 29, 2022

๐Ÿคฃ That twist at the end, though!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 27, 2022

๐Ÿ˜‚ I need to save this one forever!

Rubea (Guest) on April 25, 2022

Hilarious! This oneโ€™s going into my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜„

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 25, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ˜‚

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 17, 2022

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 6, 2022

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐Ÿ˜„

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 1, 2022

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 27, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅ

Rukia (Guest) on March 25, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ด

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 25, 2022

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 11, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐Ÿช‘โœ‹

Mchuma (Guest) on March 8, 2022

I like long walks, especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 5, 2022

Iโ€™m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿคฏ

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 1, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Nyota (Guest) on February 27, 2022

Sarcasm is the bodyโ€™s natural defense against stupidity. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 25, 2022

๐Ÿ˜ This just made my day!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 24, 2022

Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜†

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 3, 2022

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ˜œ

Zubeida (Guest) on January 20, 2022

I didnโ€™t see that punchline comingโ€”hilarious! ๐Ÿคฃ

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 19, 2022

Why donโ€™t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 12, 2022

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŽป

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 11, 2022

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ™ƒ

Kiza (Guest) on January 8, 2022

I could give up chocolate, but Iโ€™m not a quitter. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ’ช

Hamida (Guest) on December 16, 2021

๐Ÿ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 7, 2021

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 7, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ด

Rubea (Guest) on December 6, 2021

๐Ÿคฃ Didnโ€™t see it coming!

Warda (Guest) on December 4, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโ€™t laugh at yourself, call meโ€”Iโ€™ll laugh at you. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“ž

Fatuma (Guest) on November 30, 2021

I would lose weight, but I donโ€™t like losing. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 24, 2021

Iโ€™m not late. Iโ€™m just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 18, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜†

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 17, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿงต

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 15, 2021

Iโ€™m reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโ€™s impossible to put down! ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ˜†

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 26, 2021

Why donโ€™t lobsters ever share? Theyโ€™re too shellfish! ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 26, 2021

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 23, 2021

Whatโ€™s a cowโ€™s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŽฅ

Aziza (Guest) on October 22, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Hawa (Guest) on October 18, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿงญ

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 16, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿคฃ

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 14, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘“

Mustafa (Guest) on October 12, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜†

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 2, 2021

๐Ÿ˜† That punchline!

Nashon (Guest) on October 2, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ˜•๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Sarafina (Guest) on September 26, 2021

I canโ€™t believe how funny this is! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 16, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ’ƒ

Mhina (Guest) on September 8, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐Ÿ›ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 29, 2021

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 26, 2021

Why donโ€™t skeletons play music in church? Because they donโ€™t have organs! โ›ช๐ŸŽถ

George Mallya (Guest) on August 18, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐Ÿ˜…

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 12, 2021

๐Ÿคฃ Sharing this with everyone!

Binti (Guest) on August 12, 2021

Why donโ€™t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐Ÿฆด๐ŸŽ‰

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 30, 2021

๐Ÿ˜„ What a joke!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 25, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜…

Nashon (Guest) on July 4, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโ€™re pointless! ๐Ÿ”บโšช

Khadija (Guest) on July 3, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 24, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 21, 2021

I donโ€™t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 15, 2021

๐Ÿ˜† That punchline was epic!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 15, 2021

Whatโ€™s a ghostโ€™s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿฅง

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 13, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ

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