Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘
A: The elephant's ego! 🙌
Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.
Yusuf (Guest) on November 17, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 13, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 5, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
Zuhura (Guest) on October 28, 2023
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Mchuma (Guest) on October 26, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 18, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Yahya (Guest) on October 11, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Baraka (Guest) on September 30, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 24, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 24, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 22, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Muslima (Guest) on September 17, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Halima (Guest) on September 11, 2023
😅 I needed that!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 1, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 30, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 24, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 13, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 10, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 8, 2023
😂 I’m dying!
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 27, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Fadhili (Guest) on July 21, 2023
😄 What a joke!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 16, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Grace Minja (Guest) on July 3, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 27, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 24, 2023
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Athumani (Guest) on June 21, 2023
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Shani (Guest) on June 20, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 19, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 8, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 23, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 16, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Mgeni (Guest) on May 11, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Mchuma (Guest) on May 10, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 8, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 16, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 14, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 11, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Kazija (Guest) on April 7, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 1, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 6, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 6, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Irene Makena (Guest) on February 27, 2023
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Chum (Guest) on February 25, 2023
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Ali (Guest) on February 17, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 14, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 13, 2023
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Tambwe (Guest) on February 9, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Omari (Guest) on February 5, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 26, 2023
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 25, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 16, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
David Nyerere (Guest) on January 16, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 9, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Frank Macha (Guest) on January 2, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Yusuf (Guest) on December 30, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Saidi (Guest) on December 29, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 26, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 22, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 19, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 8, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆