What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? ๐๐
A jumbo dialer! ๐คฃ
Explanation:
This playful riddle uses a pun on the word "jumbo," which is a common term used to describe elephants due to their large size. By combining it with "dialer," a term related to using a phone, we create a funny image of an elephant trying to fit into a tiny phone booth and using the phone. The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected wordplay. So, next time you see a phone booth, just imagine a jumbo dialer inside! ๐๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 2, 2023
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Saidi (Guest) on November 21, 2023
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 21, 2023
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 6, 2023
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 4, 2023
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Asha (Guest) on October 1, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 30, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Masika (Guest) on September 30, 2023
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Fatuma (Guest) on September 26, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 25, 2023
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 5, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Jamal (Guest) on August 29, 2023
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 26, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 22, 2023
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 19, 2023
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Saidi (Guest) on August 19, 2023
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 13, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 12, 2023
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Asha (Guest) on August 8, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Zulekha (Guest) on July 15, 2023
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Salma (Guest) on July 6, 2023
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 3, 2023
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Athumani (Guest) on June 27, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 24, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 22, 2023
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Rashid (Guest) on June 21, 2023
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Selemani (Guest) on June 12, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Latifa (Guest) on June 5, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 18, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 14, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Fatuma (Guest) on May 6, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 21, 2023
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 20, 2023
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Josephine (Guest) on April 16, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Neema (Guest) on April 5, 2023
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
David Chacha (Guest) on April 4, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Sekela (Guest) on April 1, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 31, 2023
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 27, 2023
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 24, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Jabir (Guest) on March 20, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 19, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 15, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 13, 2023
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Leila (Guest) on February 27, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Mariam (Guest) on February 22, 2023
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 14, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 11, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 8, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 5, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 4, 2023
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 3, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Habiba (Guest) on February 3, 2023
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 28, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 25, 2023
๐ Sharing right away!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 19, 2023
๐ This is too funny!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 13, 2023
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 9, 2023
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 8, 2023
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 4, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ