Short Answer: "You can count on me for love, Valentine!"
Explanation: The calculator said this to express its commitment to the other calculator on Valentine's Day, using a play on words with "counting." The phrase "You can count on me" is often used to reassure someone of one's trustworthiness, but in this case, the calculator adds a twist by referring to its primary function of counting. The use of the word "love" implies affection, humorously suggesting that even calculators can have a romantic side. The cheerful tone and the emoji help enhance the lightheartedness of the response.
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 24, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 14, 2023
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
David Chacha (Guest) on September 7, 2023
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 6, 2023
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 26, 2023
๐ This made my day!
Sharifa (Guest) on August 22, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Neema (Guest) on August 21, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Salima (Guest) on August 20, 2023
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 15, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Grace Minja (Guest) on August 10, 2023
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 10, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 7, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 26, 2023
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 23, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Amina (Guest) on July 20, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Chiku (Guest) on July 20, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Latifa (Guest) on July 11, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 3, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Fadhili (Guest) on June 29, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Bakari (Guest) on June 21, 2023
๐ Iโm dying over here!
James Mduma (Guest) on June 15, 2023
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Sarafina (Guest) on June 15, 2023
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 4, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 2, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 29, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 18, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Shamim (Guest) on May 13, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 3, 2023
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 1, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Nyota (Guest) on April 30, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 26, 2023
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 17, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 2, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Sultan (Guest) on March 24, 2023
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Wande (Guest) on March 16, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 4, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Rashid (Guest) on March 1, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Shamsa (Guest) on February 19, 2023
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 30, 2023
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Warda (Guest) on January 27, 2023
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Fadhili (Guest) on January 22, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 21, 2023
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 25, 2022
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
John Malisa (Guest) on December 16, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Halima (Guest) on December 13, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Shabani (Guest) on December 9, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 7, 2022
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 21, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 18, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Kassim (Guest) on November 13, 2022
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Nassor (Guest) on November 13, 2022
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 6, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 6, 2022
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 1, 2022
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Sharifa (Guest) on October 28, 2022
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 24, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 24, 2022
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Latifa (Guest) on October 21, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 19, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Baraka (Guest) on October 16, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด