Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! ๐ผ๐ฅฆ
Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? ๐
Baridi (Guest) on March 22, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 20, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Juma (Guest) on March 16, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 5, 2015
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on February 22, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Kheri (Guest) on February 15, 2015
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Abdullah (Guest) on February 10, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 24, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 22, 2015
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Fadhila (Guest) on January 13, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Sultan (Guest) on January 8, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐