Short Answer: Because it had too many problems! ππ€πππ
Explanation: The math book was always worried because it was filled with numerous problem-solving exercises. It knew that students would try to solve its problems, and that could be quite challenging for them. Just like we often worry when we have too many problems in life, the math book felt the same way! But don't worry, with a little bit of practice and determination, those math problems can be solved and the book can finally relax. π
Rabia (Guest) on January 26, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 25, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Ahmed (Guest) on January 23, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Salma (Guest) on January 23, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 17, 2016
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Mjaka (Guest) on January 13, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 5, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Hekima (Guest) on January 2, 2016
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Makame (Guest) on December 31, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Zulekha (Guest) on December 28, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 16, 2015
π Iβm still cracking up!
Mwagonda (Guest) on December 14, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Chiku (Guest) on December 4, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Josephine (Guest) on December 1, 2015
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Jafari (Guest) on November 27, 2015
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Ahmed (Guest) on November 27, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Halima (Guest) on November 27, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 22, 2015
π This one really got me!
Daudi (Guest) on November 18, 2015
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 14, 2015
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Josephine (Guest) on November 7, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Rukia (Guest) on November 4, 2015
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
George Mallya (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Rahma (Guest) on October 21, 2015
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Mariam (Guest) on October 19, 2015
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 18, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
David Sokoine (Guest) on October 17, 2015
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Shamim (Guest) on September 27, 2015
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Kahina (Guest) on September 13, 2015
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 11, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Rubea (Guest) on September 8, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Maida (Guest) on September 3, 2015
π This is too funny!
Asha (Guest) on September 2, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Baridi (Guest) on August 21, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Rahim (Guest) on August 19, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Kassim (Guest) on August 12, 2015
π Best laugh of the day!
Farida (Guest) on August 7, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 2, 2015
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Kiza (Guest) on July 24, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 17, 2015
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 13, 2015
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 9, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Maulid (Guest) on July 5, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Hamida (Guest) on July 3, 2015
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 2, 2015
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 25, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
John Lissu (Guest) on May 27, 2015
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
David Sokoine (Guest) on May 22, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Sofia (Guest) on May 11, 2015
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 6, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 6, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 18, 2015
π Iβm still laughing!
Jamal (Guest) on March 20, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 19, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 14, 2015
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Kahina (Guest) on March 13, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 3, 2015
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 26, 2015
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 21, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ