Short Answer: Because they taste funny! ๐คก๐ด
Explanation: Animals don't eat clowns because they taste funny, not in a ha-ha funny way, but in a strange and unusual way. Clowns are known for their colorful outfits, exaggerated makeup, and funny antics, so animals might find their taste rather peculiar and not very appetizing. It's best to leave the clowns for the humans to enjoy at the circus! ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฟ
Khalifa (Guest) on February 24, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 20, 2016
๐ This is gold!
Abdillah (Guest) on February 20, 2016
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Zakaria (Guest) on February 15, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Athumani (Guest) on February 15, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 6, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 4, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Jamal (Guest) on February 3, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 28, 2016
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mazrui (Guest) on January 16, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 7, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 5, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
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Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Halimah (Guest) on December 30, 2015
๐ Instant mood boost!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 26, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 20, 2015
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 20, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Sumaya (Guest) on December 11, 2015
๐ Still cracking up!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 8, 2015
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on December 8, 2015
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 27, 2015
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 22, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Biashara (Guest) on November 22, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Shamim (Guest) on November 5, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 3, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 26, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 20, 2015
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 14, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 30, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Rahma (Guest) on September 17, 2015
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 31, 2015
๐ This one really got me!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 24, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Saidi (Guest) on August 9, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Mjaka (Guest) on July 28, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Athumani (Guest) on July 15, 2015
๐ Iโm dying!
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 14, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Hawa (Guest) on July 7, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 5, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on May 28, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 21, 2015
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 19, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Makame (Guest) on May 7, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 5, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
John Kamande (Guest) on May 2, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 20, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 16, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Khamis (Guest) on April 12, 2015
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Sofia (Guest) on April 11, 2015
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on April 8, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 7, 2015
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 2, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 25, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 17, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 16, 2015
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 2, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ