Short Answer: Because it had ticks! ๐ถโฐ
Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. ๐คญ๐
Faiza (Guest) on March 30, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 21, 2016
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 17, 2016
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 17, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 16, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Jaffar (Guest) on March 14, 2016
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 6, 2016
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Ahmed (Guest) on February 29, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 28, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 23, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 16, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 11, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 7, 2016
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 6, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 4, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 2, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Sofia (Guest) on January 30, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 25, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
John Kamande (Guest) on January 23, 2016
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 22, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Amina (Guest) on January 20, 2016
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 18, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 14, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 2, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Khalifa (Guest) on January 2, 2016
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Salima (Guest) on December 28, 2015
๐ This is a keeper!
Amani (Guest) on December 23, 2015
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 18, 2015
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Ndoto (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on November 30, 2015
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Saidi (Guest) on November 29, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Issa (Guest) on November 22, 2015
๐ Nailed it!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 22, 2015
๐ That punchline was epic!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 9, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 5, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 4, 2015
๐ Iโm dying!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 30, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 22, 2015
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Sharifa (Guest) on October 13, 2015
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 1, 2015
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Amani (Guest) on September 24, 2015
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 18, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 13, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on September 11, 2015
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 6, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 17, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 14, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 10, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 25, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Zakia (Guest) on July 14, 2015
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Raha (Guest) on June 29, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Rehema (Guest) on June 23, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 21, 2015
๐ I needed that!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 19, 2015
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 15, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Rahim (Guest) on June 9, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 5, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mwanais (Guest) on June 2, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 19, 2015
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐