What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

Yusra (Guest) on April 3, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Kassim (Guest) on April 1, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 31, 2016

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 28, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 26, 2016

😄 You got me good!

Kiza (Guest) on March 25, 2016

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 20, 2016

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 20, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Rashid (Guest) on February 26, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Zubeida (Guest) on February 17, 2016

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Selemani (Guest) on February 12, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Safiya (Guest) on February 2, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Biashara (Guest) on January 29, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 22, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 19, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Saidi (Guest) on January 12, 2016

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 9, 2016

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 9, 2016

😆 Still cracking up!

Baraka (Guest) on December 30, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 28, 2015

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Maulid (Guest) on December 28, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Bakari (Guest) on December 24, 2015

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Farida (Guest) on December 11, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 9, 2015

😁 This is gold!

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 1, 2015

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 1, 2015

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 16, 2015

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 15, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Issa (Guest) on November 15, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Sultan (Guest) on November 11, 2015

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 9, 2015

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 20, 2015

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 1, 2015

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Shabani (Guest) on September 21, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Yahya (Guest) on September 19, 2015

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Omar (Guest) on September 14, 2015

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 2, 2015

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 16, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Mariam (Guest) on August 11, 2015

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 9, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Omari (Guest) on July 23, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Nassar (Guest) on July 20, 2015

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Jaffar (Guest) on July 20, 2015

😄 You got me!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 29, 2015

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 27, 2015

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 19, 2015

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 14, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 12, 2015

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 1, 2015

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 31, 2015

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Mazrui (Guest) on May 29, 2015

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 15, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Abubakar (Guest) on May 6, 2015

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 25, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Selemani (Guest) on April 25, 2015

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 14, 2015

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 11, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 5, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Habiba (Guest) on March 31, 2015

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 30, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆