Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 11, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 29, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 21, 2016

😄 What a joke!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 8, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 7, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 5, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Zakaria (Guest) on March 2, 2016

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 27, 2016

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 26, 2016

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Abdillah (Guest) on February 16, 2016

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 13, 2016

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 9, 2016

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Zawadi (Guest) on February 2, 2016

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 15, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Nuru (Guest) on December 26, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 25, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 24, 2015

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 22, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 21, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 16, 2015

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 11, 2015

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 5, 2015

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Shabani (Guest) on November 26, 2015

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Rubea (Guest) on November 2, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 2, 2015

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 25, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 11, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 10, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 28, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 24, 2015

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 21, 2015

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 9, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 1, 2015

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Yusra (Guest) on August 18, 2015

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 12, 2015

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Nyota (Guest) on August 8, 2015

😂 This joke just made my day!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 1, 2015

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Mgeni (Guest) on July 28, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 10, 2015

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 8, 2015

😄 Nailed it!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 25, 2015

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 15, 2015

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 7, 2015

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Zawadi (Guest) on May 29, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 26, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 16, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Jafari (Guest) on May 15, 2015

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 12, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Mustafa (Guest) on May 2, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Kassim (Guest) on May 2, 2015

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Nahida (Guest) on April 30, 2015

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Fadhili (Guest) on April 26, 2015

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 24, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Nahida (Guest) on April 22, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Mohamed (Guest) on April 19, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Nahida (Guest) on April 16, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 12, 2015

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 9, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

David Sokoine (Guest) on April 9, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

John Lissu (Guest) on April 6, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!