What do witches order at hotels? Broom service! 🧹✨
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the idea of witches and their association with brooms. Instead of the usual room service, witches would humorously request "broom service" since brooms are often depicted as their mode of transportation. It adds a touch of whimsy and magic to the traditional hotel service, making for a playful and creative response. The broom emoji and sparkle emoji further enhance the magical atmosphere.
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I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 6, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 25, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 24, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Ann Awino (Guest) on January 23, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Mashaka (Guest) on January 22, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Raha (Guest) on January 13, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Abubakar (Guest) on January 12, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 11, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 31, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
John Mushi (Guest) on December 26, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Aziza (Guest) on December 12, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Masika (Guest) on December 10, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 3, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 30, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 30, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Rahma (Guest) on November 28, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 28, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 11, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Juma (Guest) on November 11, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 10, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Husna (Guest) on November 2, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 1, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 31, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 7, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 3, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 3, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Husna (Guest) on September 25, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Zakia (Guest) on September 22, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 17, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 16, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Rashid (Guest) on September 9, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Umi (Guest) on September 5, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 5, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 2, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 23, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Nahida (Guest) on August 17, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Yusuf (Guest) on August 5, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 5, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 4, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Muslima (Guest) on August 4, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Tambwe (Guest) on July 11, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 28, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 23, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 10, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 7, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 7, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 6, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 26, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 22, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 15, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 3, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Nyota (Guest) on May 2, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 30, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 25, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 21, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
David Chacha (Guest) on April 15, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 28, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷