What did the squirrel give for Valentineβs Day? πΏοΈβ€οΈ
A nutty love letter! ππ₯
Explanation:
This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! πΏοΈβ€οΈππ₯
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 20, 2016
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 20, 2016
π That punchline!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 20, 2016
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 19, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 10, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 25, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 24, 2015
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Salum (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 12, 2015
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 7, 2015
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 5, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 4, 2015
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Nuru (Guest) on November 28, 2015
π This is gold!
Issa (Guest) on November 21, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
James Mduma (Guest) on November 16, 2015
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Zubeida (Guest) on November 12, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 24, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 24, 2015
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
John Mushi (Guest) on October 22, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 18, 2015
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 12, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 11, 2015
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 11, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Rahma (Guest) on October 8, 2015
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Fadhila (Guest) on October 6, 2015
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 5, 2015
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 17, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Nassar (Guest) on September 9, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 7, 2015
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Yusra (Guest) on September 6, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Saidi (Guest) on August 29, 2015
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Nassor (Guest) on August 19, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Josephine (Guest) on August 10, 2015
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 30, 2015
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 28, 2015
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Kazija (Guest) on July 26, 2015
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 25, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Selemani (Guest) on July 19, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 18, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 13, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 6, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
James Kimani (Guest) on July 2, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Mwanais (Guest) on June 9, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 8, 2015
π€£ This joke is too good!
Issa (Guest) on May 25, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 17, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Bahati (Guest) on May 16, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
John Mushi (Guest) on May 12, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Asha (Guest) on April 24, 2015
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 22, 2015
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 16, 2015
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 11, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Sarafina (Guest) on April 10, 2015
π You totally won the internet today!
Baridi (Guest) on March 31, 2015
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 26, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 23, 2015
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π