Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji ๐ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 3, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 31, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 23, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 17, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 16, 2016
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Saidi (Guest) on January 10, 2016
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 10, 2016
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 3, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Maulid (Guest) on December 29, 2015
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Bahati (Guest) on December 27, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Farida (Guest) on December 21, 2015
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 4, 2015
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on November 17, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Issack (Guest) on November 16, 2015
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Zuhura (Guest) on November 16, 2015
๐ I need to save this one forever!
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Mashaka (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Latifa (Guest) on November 7, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 30, 2015
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 28, 2015
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 27, 2015
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 22, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 13, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 11, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Umi (Guest) on October 2, 2015
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Salima (Guest) on September 24, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Salum (Guest) on September 23, 2015
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Asha (Guest) on September 19, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Abubakari (Guest) on September 16, 2015
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 15, 2015
๐ This made my day!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 8, 2015
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 7, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Salma (Guest) on September 1, 2015
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Wande (Guest) on August 31, 2015
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Farida (Guest) on August 30, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 29, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 25, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 23, 2015
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 15, 2015
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 9, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 6, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 2, 2015
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Mhina (Guest) on July 30, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Omari (Guest) on July 19, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 17, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Zawadi (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 7, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
James Mduma (Guest) on June 27, 2015
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2015
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Khatib (Guest) on May 23, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 18, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Sultan (Guest) on May 7, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 30, 2015
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 25, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Sofia (Guest) on April 13, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 13, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Neema (Guest) on April 13, 2015
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Kiza (Guest) on April 9, 2015
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Aziza (Guest) on March 28, 2015
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 26, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ