Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert?

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 16, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 13, 2024

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 5, 2024

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Faiza (Guest) on August 21, 2024

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Nassor (Guest) on August 16, 2024

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 9, 2024

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 6, 2024

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mjaka (Guest) on July 31, 2024

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Rashid (Guest) on July 24, 2024

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Yahya (Guest) on July 23, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mustafa (Guest) on July 21, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 17, 2024

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Rukia (Guest) on July 15, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 12, 2024

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 2, 2024

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Kahina (Guest) on June 28, 2024

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Sarafina (Guest) on June 22, 2024

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 7, 2024

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Furaha (Guest) on May 30, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 28, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mzee (Guest) on May 20, 2024

😁 Added to my favorites!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 14, 2024

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 3, 2024

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 22, 2024

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 21, 2024

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 15, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 3, 2024

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 5, 2024

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 3, 2024

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 20, 2024

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 19, 2024

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 18, 2024

Thanks Ackyshine

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 16, 2024

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 11, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 4, 2024

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 31, 2024

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 29, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 26, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Shamim (Guest) on January 22, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 21, 2024

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 15, 2024

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Mchawi (Guest) on December 31, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Chum (Guest) on December 29, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 26, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Shani (Guest) on December 23, 2023

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Kazija (Guest) on December 8, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 7, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 20, 2023

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 10, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Kahina (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 2, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Majid (Guest) on October 30, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Safiya (Guest) on October 29, 2023

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

James Kimani (Guest) on October 29, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 23, 2023

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 22, 2023

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Zubeida (Guest) on October 18, 2023

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 17, 2023

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 9, 2023

😆 Bookmarking this!

Salma (Guest) on October 7, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄