Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

James Kawawa (Guest) on September 21, 2024

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

James Mduma (Guest) on September 14, 2024

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Sumaya (Guest) on September 9, 2024

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Nchi (Guest) on September 7, 2024

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 29, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 28, 2024

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Sekela (Guest) on August 25, 2024

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 20, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 19, 2024

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 19, 2024

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Halimah (Guest) on August 14, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Rukia (Guest) on July 20, 2024

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Hawa (Guest) on July 10, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Kassim (Guest) on July 9, 2024

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 3, 2024

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 23, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 21, 2024

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Binti (Guest) on June 12, 2024

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 4, 2024

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 4, 2024

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 26, 2024

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 25, 2024

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Jamal (Guest) on May 21, 2024

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Baraka (Guest) on May 19, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Mgeni (Guest) on May 17, 2024

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 27, 2024

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Nassor (Guest) on April 8, 2024

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Halima (Guest) on April 6, 2024

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 6, 2024

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 4, 2024

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 3, 2024

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 2, 2024

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Rahma (Guest) on March 13, 2024

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 7, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Ali (Guest) on March 7, 2024

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 29, 2024

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 22, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 19, 2024

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 16, 2024

😆 That punchline was epic!

Jamal (Guest) on February 11, 2024

😄 You got me good!

Juma (Guest) on February 10, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 9, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 15, 2024

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Ndoto (Guest) on January 14, 2024

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Athumani (Guest) on December 29, 2023

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 26, 2023

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 14, 2023

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 16, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 12, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Safiya (Guest) on November 8, 2023

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 7, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

James Malima (Guest) on November 1, 2023

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 23, 2023

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Halimah (Guest) on October 22, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Zuhura (Guest) on October 14, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 14, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Shukuru (Guest) on September 13, 2023

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 12, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 11, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 6, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!