Short Answer: Because he's afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Explanation: Elephants are known for their incredible size and strength, but they can also be afraid of small creatures like mice. In this funny scenario, the elephant's fear of the mouse prevents it from using the computer since a computer typically requires the use of a mouse or touchpad. The play on words between a computer mouse and a literal mouse adds a humorous twist to the riddle, making it light-hearted and entertaining. 🤣🐭
Sharifa (Guest) on September 19, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Jamal (Guest) on September 18, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Halima (Guest) on September 4, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 27, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Kheri (Guest) on August 24, 2024
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Fadhili (Guest) on August 20, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 3, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Makame (Guest) on July 27, 2024
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 19, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Issack (Guest) on July 14, 2024
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 9, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 24, 2024
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Mhina (Guest) on June 17, 2024
😄 You got me good!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 14, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 8, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 26, 2024
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Warda (Guest) on May 21, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 14, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 9, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Zainab (Guest) on April 6, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 25, 2024
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 19, 2024
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Salum (Guest) on March 19, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 14, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Josephine (Guest) on March 9, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Mhina (Guest) on March 5, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Ali (Guest) on March 1, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 29, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 28, 2024
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Issack (Guest) on February 25, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 22, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 20, 2024
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
George Wanjala (Guest) on February 5, 2024
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Amani (Guest) on February 3, 2024
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Hassan (Guest) on February 3, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Athumani (Guest) on January 28, 2024
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 22, 2024
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Ann Awino (Guest) on January 18, 2024
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 11, 2024
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 28, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Umi (Guest) on December 25, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Jabir (Guest) on December 19, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 11, 2023
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Kiza (Guest) on December 11, 2023
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 10, 2023
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 6, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 4, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Issa (Guest) on November 29, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Baridi (Guest) on November 22, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Maneno (Guest) on November 21, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 15, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 4, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Azima (Guest) on November 2, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Tambwe (Guest) on November 2, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Mazrui (Guest) on November 1, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 26, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Josephine (Guest) on October 25, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 18, 2023
😆 This one really got me!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 9, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 7, 2023
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜