Pale umapofanya interview huku ukijua hutapata kazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:20 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Pale unaitwa kufanya interview na unajua tuu hutapata kazi tuuβ¦.. Interviewer: where were u born? Guy: Tanzania Interviewer: okay which part? Guy: what do u mean which part, the whole body was born in Tanzania.. πππ Cpendagi ujinga mim
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:56 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
JE WAJUA!β¦..
Msuli mrefu kuliko yote kwenye mwili wa binadamu unaunganisha kope za macho na sehemu ya kutolea haja kubwa ndo mana kila ukijaribu kubana jicho moja sehemu ya haja kubwa hufunguka bila kutarajia?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:19 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Nimefumaniwa hapa na jamaa ameniambia nitulie tuyamalize kishikaji, yaani nisijali sasa ametoka nje nasikia ananoa kisu nadhani anataka anichinjie kuku!
Utoto raha..! Angalia hawa watoto wanachokifanya sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:10:48 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Leo nimepulizia Air Fresh yenye Harufu ya Pilau nyumbani kwangu sasa watoto wa Jirani wamehamia Mlangoni kwangu ndio wanacheza hapo. Kila nikitoka wananisalimia. Mama yao ndio kanimaliza kabisa nimetoka akaniambia
"Kumbe wewe ni Mpishi mzuri, Hongera"
Imebidi nisirudi nyumbani maana wale watoto wanaweza kuingia ndani kabisa na pilau hakuna.
Kilichompata huyu anayependa kusoma SMS za watu kwenye daladala
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:56 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jana nilipanda daladala nikapata seat nikaketi, nikawa nimejiachia ninachati kwenye simu yangu(Smart phone), kukawa na jamaa kasimama pembeni yangu, ye hakupata seat. Sasa akawa anasoma message zangu bila aibu yani anafutilia ninavyochatiβ¦
Basi nikasema ngoja nimtie Adabu mshenzi huyuβ¦. Nikacheck saa yangu yamkononi kisha nikatext:Β "Oya Ben Kwaheri bwana, zimebaki sekunde 30 tu hili bomuπ£ lilipukeβ¦ najua hatutaonana tena, nitunzie Familia yangu, wambie nawapenda sanaβ¦"Β Yule jamaa akajirusha dirishaniβ¦β¦ππ
βkwani mi napenda ujinga xx πππππππ