Posted: July 6, 2023
Divine Protector, we turn to You in this age of cyber insecurity, seeking Your safeguarding grace. As faithful servants, we stand firm against the threats that seek to invade our digital sanctuaries. In the face of sinister forces, we find solace in Your divine shield, knowing that You are a fortress of impenetrable security. Uphold us, O Lord, as we navigate the treacherous waters of the virtual world. May Your holy presence envelop our devices, purging them of all wickedness. Guide us in using technology responsibly, for the glory of Your name. Strengthen our faith and shield us from all forms of cyber harm. In this interconnected realm, where darkness lurks in the shadows, let the light of Your eternal truth prevail. Amen.
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