Short Answer: Because it was horsing around too much! 🐴😝
Explanation: The pony got detention because it couldn't resist its mischievous nature and kept horsing around, probably galloping in the hallways or causing commotion in class. It just couldn't resist the temptation to have some playful fun! But alas, even our adorable pony friend needs to learn the importance of good behavior. So, detention it is! 📚🐾😄
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The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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😂 I’m saving this one!
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😂 I’m dying!
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😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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🤣 Sending this now!
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😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 28, 2016
😆 That punchline!
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I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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😆 That punchline was epic!
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My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 15, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Athumani (Guest) on April 10, 2016
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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