A scarecrow's favorite fruit? ๐ค Well, obviously, it's STRAW-berries! ๐๐พ
Explanation: A scarecrow is made out of straw and placed in fields to scare away birds. By combining the word "straw" with "berries," we create a pun that sounds like "strawberries" but also relates to the scarecrow's material. The use of the ๐พ emoji adds visual humor and helps to enhance the playfulness of the answer.
Yusra (Guest) on May 27, 2017
๐ Instant mood boost!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 23, 2017
๐ I needed that!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 21, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Abubakari (Guest) on May 19, 2017
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 13, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 8, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 5, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 20, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
John Kamande (Guest) on April 16, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 7, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 3, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 3, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on March 31, 2017
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 19, 2017
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 4, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Daudi (Guest) on February 24, 2017
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on February 21, 2017
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Zuhura (Guest) on February 21, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 11, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 28, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Fatuma (Guest) on January 23, 2017
๐ This is too funny!
Rahim (Guest) on January 16, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Amani (Guest) on January 9, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 7, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 7, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 7, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 7, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 5, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 4, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 1, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Selemani (Guest) on October 29, 2016
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Jamila (Guest) on October 12, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 12, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Zubeida (Guest) on September 29, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 25, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Fikiri (Guest) on September 24, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Farida (Guest) on September 19, 2016
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 17, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Latifa (Guest) on August 26, 2016
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 11, 2016
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 5, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 8, 2016
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 6, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 20, 2016
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 16, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Jaffar (Guest) on June 14, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 11, 2016
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 11, 2016
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 9, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 2, 2016
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 1, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 26, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 24, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Baridi (Guest) on May 22, 2016
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Sofia (Guest) on May 19, 2016
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 18, 2016
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Rukia (Guest) on May 14, 2016
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Nyota (Guest) on May 12, 2016
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Chum (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 21, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐